Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haan’ replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Santa: I want to gift something special to my wife on our marriage anniversary. Banta: Give her a diamond ring. Santa: No, I want some big thing. Banta: Give her an MRF tyre.