SMS & Jokes

Marital Woes SMS

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby. Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho. Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

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Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi? Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!

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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA New Girl friend: No need, Old G/f: 1/2 tablet, Mistress: 1 tablet, Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.

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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect. Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject. Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh

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Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

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Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

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Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai! Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon! Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya? Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!

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Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler. God: Is anything +ve in ur family? Man: I’m HIV positive.

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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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