Health SMS

Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ?

Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG.

Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also.
His penis is also small !

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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

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Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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