Boy: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena si, ki dewan? Friend: Diamond da haar de de, Boy: Na, koi aehri cheez das jehri os ne kadhen na li howe, Friend: Phansi de de.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Mere nerhy ne jehry oh ajnabi ne sare ! Mere toon door rehnde ne mere ghar wale Meri akhan lal chup chup nashe ch choor Dekhdy ne mainu haan de munde ghoor ghoor Ve jehra mere mukable da nehre aa k khange Na ve Osmana irada nahion changa mere Mere nerhy ne jehry oh ajnabi ne sare !

Kadde tere aayan bahar aondi hai... kadde patjharr che badall cha jande ne... dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai... waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne.

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera, Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main, Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan, Tenu patt da mass khavavan main.

Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan, Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan, Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puucchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan.

sanu pyar ty karna anda aye par pyar jatna nai anda tenu ros ros behna anda aye ruseya nu mana nai anda kehra main kasoor kita aye ty minu das dy eni cheti keh dita teri meri bas way dasi ve dildara ve dil dar ki aye.

Tairai dil di mitra tu jaane, saade dil wich yaari tairi hai, tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe , sanun onin umar bathairi hai.

Doli wali car nu dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Boyfriend: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne. Girlfriend: Ghar vich kon kon hai. Boyfriend: 1 bivi te 3 bache.

Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c. Munda: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Lalu nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Lalu cried: "Hai mera bapu…" Bheer ne Lalu nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta… . . . . . . . . . ...khota marya pya c !!!!

Dear dost! J kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai. . . . Main kade kise de kut paindi ni dekhi...

Boy: I love u sohniye. Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara. Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya. Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya. Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.

Sone di hai itt sajna Rab tenu mobile ditta Koi sms ta likh sajna Kothe te mor sajna Je sms nahi likhna Ehnu itt mar ke tod sajna

A punjaban tells a doctor about bimari of his kid in London: "My baby is ill ik week da. Na eatda na sleepda bas weepda hi weepda."

Ik Punjabi ne bihari se pucha: Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya maze ka. Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap ham se karvate.

Santa: Bhagwan Punjab nu America di capital bana de. plz plz plz… plz plz plz… plz plz plz… Banta: Par kyun??? Santa: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han.

O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho Coca-Cola ka Jaam ho Sar Dard ka Baam ho Sab kuch Thik hai Baas Yaad nahi karte Iss waaste Badnaam ho

"Boy: "tutte dil naal pyaar karengi ya dil tuttan tak pyaar karengi...? Girl : tutti jutti naal maar khayenga ya jutti tuttan tak maar khayenga....?

Teacher:Give english translation of, "bazar main goliyan chal rahi " Santa replies: The Tablets are walking in the market!!