Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

yaado me apki hi har baat rahegi zindagi apki dosti se abaad rahegi chahe bhula de zamane ko hum apki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi

PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai.. Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

TOOTE DIL KO DOBARA LAGANA HAMEIN ACCHA NAHIN LAGTA, KISSI KOPALKOAN PE BITHA KAR GIRANA HAMEIN ACCHA NAHIN LAGTA, EK BAAR KEH DIYAKI HUM TO SIRF AAPKE HAI, LEKIN BAAR BAAR HUMKO YEH BATANA ACCHA NAHIN LAGTA.

Rajan: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Sajan: Suicide karne ke liye Rajan: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Sajan: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Santa ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking. One said: Yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

Agar kisi ladkika Purse kho jay to.. PoorGirl-My money RichGirl-My credit cards bt Sweet n beautiful girl-Oh Shit! mere JANIki photo thi.

Dil Bola Aankh se -"Dekha Karo Kam Dekhte hai Aap aur Tadapte hai Hum" Aankh Boli dil se -"Chaha Karo kam Chahate hai Aap aur rote hai hum"

tere dar pe sanam bar bar aayenge tere dar pe sanam bar bar aayenge ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

Agar koi Ladki"BHAI"bole to ghabhrana mat. "BHAI"ka full form hota hai- B : Best H : Husband A : Available in I : India

Pal pal ki dosti ka vada hai apse Aapnapan kuch itna jyada hai apse Na sochna ki bhul jayenge hum apko jindagi bhar sataenge ye vada hai

Santa:was kising a blank paper Banta:Ye Kya Hai? Santa:Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter Banta:Magar Ye To Khali Hai? Santa:Aj-kal Hum bat nahi karte

Dil me khuda hai, Ankho me Nasha hai, Baato me Mazaa hai, Chahat me Adaa hai, Andaz bhi Juda hai, isliye sab "HUM" per fida hai

PYAR means.......? P...phone karna. Y...yaad karna. A...azaadi khona. R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye..

Hum jeete har bazi to mashur ho gaye Aapki hasi me hase to gum dur ho gaye Bas ek aap jaise dost ki badaulat hum tute bhi to kaanch se kohinoor ho gaye...

Jab Koi Paigam Diye Nahi Jate Jab Koi Nagme Padhe Nahi Jate U Mat Samazna Hum Bhul Gaye Aapko Khayal To Aate Hai, Bus Labz Jud Nahi Pate

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...