If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks good with a smile but smile lucks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.

The breeze has awakened the Earth & Sun has colored our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Good Morning

Dreams visit us when we r asleep but God is truly wise, he wakes us up every day & give a chance to make our dreams come true. Good Morning

Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

Night has ended 4 another day; Morning has come in special way. May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Good Morning!

God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find yourself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it. Good Morning

Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, and every sms is a sign of remembrance

May Lord Krishna bless you with peace, happiness and love on this Janmashtami and always.

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the!

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

What is the difference between Strength and Stamina? Strength is when u can hang a wet towel on your dick; and Stamina is when u can keep it hanging there, till it dries.

On Vidai, bride`s father gave a note to the boy `GOODS ONCE DELIVERED, WILL NOT BE TAKEN BACK`, Boy 2 gave a note to Sasurji `NOT ACCEPTED IF SEAL IS BROKEN`.

5 yr old boy looks at his father`s erected dick n says `PEPSI BOTTLE!`, Dad says `HOW DO U KNOW?` Son: `coz Mom sucks neighbour`s dick n says `YE DIL MAANGE MORE`

If u can pronounce good English, read along: woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof Test Result: u r a good dog, now stop barking.

Difference between a Good Secretary and an Excellent Secretary Good Secretary says (Good Morning Sir) Excellent Secretary says (It`s Morning Sir)

WAHN I SEND U A SMS... IT`s DOESN`T MEAN U HAVE TO DO THE SAME.... U CAN ALSO SEND `CASH`, `PEPSI`, `PIZZA`, `CHOCOLATE` AND OTHER GIFTS.. SO START TODAY!

* * *Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You*

Boss (To employ): Are you a responsible person Employ: Yess sir Boss (To employ): How you can say that ? Employ; Whenever somthing went wrong in my previous office everyone said that you are responsible

She is so fat that.She watches her weight its right out in front of her!

The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water,but underneath there is restless peddling.In life nothing worthwhile comes without Struggle..

Friendship has 1 law... Never make ur friend feel alone till u r there..! So disturb your friends as much as you can, like i do!!

Mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of Mistakes is called experience Which leads to success

Friends should b like zero, when u add they r same, wn u subtract they r same wn u multiply they r same, wn u try 2 divide they bcome INFINITY.Gud mrng.DrThind

A Warm Gud Monin Larger Than D Sea ! Wider Than What Eyes Can See ! Soft Like Silk Should Be ! & Sweeter Than Honey 0f The Bee ! ;)

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

You can have me if you want. You can keep me if you try But one thing I request U, Please never make me cry. I Love You

Pandit had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins. He namd Peter & Repeater. Again twins. He namd Max & Climax. Again twins. Finally He namd TIRED & RETIRED

Two things indicate WEAKNESS, one -to be silent when it is proper time to speak. second - to speak when it is proper time to be silent...