Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Teacher:Ek Saal Me Kitni Raate Hoti Hai? Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !! Teacher:10 Raate, Kaise? Gopal: 9 NavaRaati aur 1 ShivRaatri

Teacher: Kabir ka doha sunao! Student: kabira kaiso kaiso, doha diyo banay, khud toh upar khisak liyo, humku gayo fasay.

A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ? Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? ravi: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know whyy? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.