SMS & Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Blonde: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Blonde: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.) Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

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Lalu apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Lalu gusse mein bola : meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi. Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

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Boy:Bus,Train and ladki ek jase hote hai.ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl:Auto,Taxi,ladke ek jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale aate he.

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Boy:Bus,Train and ladki ek jase hote hai.ek jatihai to dusri aa ati hai. Girl:Auto,Taxi,ladke ek jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale aate he.

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tere dar pe sanam bar bar aayenge tere dar pe sanam bar bar aayenge ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

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SAAS: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakein di, chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti? BAHU: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 danth diye, 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti?

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Agar koi Ladki"BHAI"bole to ghabhrana mat. "BHAI"ka full form hota hai- B : Best H : Husband A : Available in I : India

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New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = MADIRA Night = MANDIRA

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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do. Sahib: Kal anna. Bhikhari: Sahib ji,Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai.

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ladka bola : dilruba ladki boli : pizza khila ladka : paise nahi ladki : aise nahi ladka : mahngai hai ladki : aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

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Hum B Dost Tere Liye TAJ MAHAL Banayenge. Hum B Dost Tere Liye TAJ MAHAL Banayege. 1 Cup Subah.1 Cup Sham me banayge wah..TAJ...

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Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI

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NAMASKAR.. Subah Aajtak Me Apka Swagat Hai, Mukhya Samachar:-Good Morning & Have a Nice Day Mausam:-Aaj Bhi sMs Ki Barish Jari rahegi.

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Dr:Apke pati ko aaram ki zarurat hai,ye lo nind ki goliya, Wife:Unhe roz kitni goliya du? Dr:Inhe aap hi kha lena, unhe aaram mil jayega.

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Wife:Ek bat bolu? Par marna nahi, Me Pregnant hu. Husband:Its Gud news,dar kyu rahi thi. Wife:Collage k dino me papa ko bataya tha to bahut mar padi.

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BOY & GIRL in restaurant. B: i love u. G: i dont. B: r u sure? G: yes. B: waiter bill alag-alag lana. G: i do,i do

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Santa shrab peeeeee raha tha to rone Laga Banta:kyu ro rahe ho? Santa:Yar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane k liye pi raha hu,uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha

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Wife- me america ja rahi hu apke liye kya gift lau. Husband- 1 american ladki Wife wapas aayi. Husband-gift? Wife-9 mahine intjar KARO

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Wife-idhar aao Husband-ye le Wife-meri saadi utaro Husband-ye le bas ? Wife- khabardar agar aage se mere kapde tune pehne to

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Ladki Ne Jeans Utari Or Apne Boy Friend Se Kaha, MUJHE LADKI HONE KA EHSAS DILAO Ladkay Ne Bhi Jeans Utari Or Kaha, Jao Dono Jeans Dho Kar Lao

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Teacher-AAP BADE HO KE KYA BANOGE ? Raj-Doctor Ram-pilot Pinky-Good Mother Manish- Teacher,MAIN PINKY KO "HELP" KARUNGA Sam I will help PINKY

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Student:Madam ladkiyo ko 13 sal se pehle bacha nahi hota? Madam: ha,beta nahi hota Student:To apni beti ko samjhaiye,faltu me dar rahi hai

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Girl:If u try 2 kiss me, main shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to door door tak koi nahi hai. Girl:i know but formality to karni padegi na

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Teacher ask a Student: Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahe? . . . Student: Mini Skirt Jaisa, Zarori topic cover bhi ho jae aur interest bana rahe

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Dad: Tere result da ki hoyaa..?? Son: Teacher kendi hai ek saal hor lagega. Dad: Saal bhale 2-4 hor lag jaen.. pnn beta fail ni hona

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Teri aankhein jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Dil main halka sa shor ho raha hai bin SMS dil bor ho raha hai kahain aisa to nahi mera ek pyara sa dost ghade ghore bech k so raha hai

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna

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