SMS & Jokes

SMS & Jokes

Zindgi Kisi ki amanat nahi hoti amanat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti humse dosti zara sambhal kar karna hamari dosti ke kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti

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We choose our Happiness & sorrows long before we experience them

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I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

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Smiling is complete when it begins with ur lips,Reflects in ur eyes and ends wth glow on ur face,wish u many Such**###Smiling Days###**

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Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!

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Happiness keeps U Sweet, Trials make U Strong, Sorrows keep U Human, Failures keep u Humble, Success keep U Glowing & GOD keeps u Going. Have a nice day.

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As the night turns in2 day, keeps ur worries out of sight! No matter how tough the world may seem, U still deserve the “SWEETEST’ day! Have a great day.

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A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams of a far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreams of that. That’s life. We never realized d value of the thing unless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u. Gud Day

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Like birds let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry. Grudges, sadness, pain, fear n regrets. Fly light, life is beautiful. Gud Day!

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What the word IMPOSSIBLE says: I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible. Gud Day

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Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

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If ur eyes r sweet u wuld like all the people of the world but if ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like u. Gud Day.

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Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tom a vision of hope. Luk well, therefore to this day.

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Be a diode to remove -ve thinking, a transistor to amplify the Character.... a resistor to drop Badhabits, and a capacitor to store Good thoughts. Gud Day

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Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile. Gud Day!

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Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast, but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you. Smile and enjoy life!

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I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.

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@}--}}-- Its a rose For you ;-)

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May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday

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Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed. Make everyday ur best day!

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

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Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........ Now you open your eyes U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!

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COUNT the STARS. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Gin Liye ..? Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bander dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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What is the difference between Strength and Stamina? Strength is when u can hang a wet towel on your dick; and Stamina is when u can keep it hanging there, till it dries.

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On Vidai, bride`s father gave a note to the boy `GOODS ONCE DELIVERED, WILL NOT BE TAKEN BACK`, Boy 2 gave a note to Sasurji `NOT ACCEPTED IF SEAL IS BROKEN`.

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5 yr old boy looks at his father`s erected dick n says `PEPSI BOTTLE!`, Dad says `HOW DO U KNOW?` Son: `coz Mom sucks neighbour`s dick n says `YE DIL MAANGE MORE`

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If u can pronounce good English, read along: woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof, woof, shoof, loof, roof Test Result: u r a good dog, now stop barking.

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Difference between a Good Secretary and an Excellent Secretary Good Secretary says (Good Morning Sir) Excellent Secretary says (It`s Morning Sir)

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Fareb thi hansi unki, Hum aashiki samajh baithe. maut ko hi, apni zindagi samajh baithe. waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi meri, unki do bato ko chahat samaj baidhe.

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